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Massive thanks to kfaraday for saving this song compositionally and kungfufurby for saving it technically.
INT. M116 MONEY COUNTING ROOM - NIGHT
Tilde waits on the bench aside the wall. He shakes with impatience. The Neurotype approaches from the bar, carrying a violin and bow in the same grip.
¶NEUROTYPE
Mr. White! How bizarre, seeing you here again.
¶TILDE
Oh. Hey, NT. They're giving me the runaround. Any chance you could...maybe help me get into Scorch's office?
¶NEUROTYPE
Negative, Mr. White. I'm on bar tending duty, and I have been allowed only a short break. In five minutes, I must restock the whiskey.
¶TILDE
Well, fuck. So what's that for?
¶NEUROTYPE
It helps humans forget about their problems.
¶TILDE
...the violin.
¶NEUROTYPE
Oh, this? I am pleased to announce that I have been studying the basics of human music theory!
¶TILDE
There's other music theories besides human?
¶NEUROTYPE
Negative. I can even demonstrate for you!
¶TILDE
That's really not necessary.
NT brings the violin to his oversized shoulders and puts the bow in position.
¶NEUROTYPE
Oh, but I insist!
¶TILDE
No, listen. I am asking you not to.
¶NEUROTYPE
I call this piece Jiggernaut, for it is unstoppable once it starts!