I had a vague idea of what I wanted to do with this, but 50 of my 60 minutes were spent figuring out how OpenMPT works - I'm much more used to Renoise. I think I might have something like a grasp on it now.

Oh yeah - and my net's currently down, so I had to tether my phone, which means I couldn't use my keyboard and mouse :V

THOSE ARE MY EXCUSES, I AM NOW ABSOLVED