Beware teh baddies! =o
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Hey there lil walker!
Yeehaw and yeehoow, reader! My name is John Barnstein Cornberry Cornelius, and if there's one thing I hate, its that damn saying "Dont go wandering them woods"
Satan's words, lemme tell ya! I have been breaking this saying for the past 15 years! Them woods are where the real deal is! Whoever came up with this mud worthy advice must have been a city sissy!
Most of the time yall will hear human screams from knee-high rodents (Dont fret, thats just a scare tactic), but sometimes, when the moon is bright and full, you can spot a teeny tiny skinwalker!
"WHAT IN TARNATION JOHN?!?!?!" yall be thinking right now, "WHAT ABOUT THE...THE REAL SKINWALKER??!", calm down boy! The truth is, once a skinwalker develops, it starts wandering on the town outskirts or around hiking paths for humans. It dont think a human could be miles deep in them forest, off the path, and its damn right! But mother nature didnt account for your dear John!
Thanks to my lovely wife Mary Jingles Rustwood Cornelius getting me one of those cams, I managed to capture such a youngling, this one with no arms or head! Confusing this for a human would certainly require you too to be missing your head!
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