Famicaloid test on Gameboy. Yes, I tried to make Gameboy speak, and then, I'll make PC Engine speak as well
What the Game Boy speaks in the intro:
Hi! How are you doing? My name is Game Gal! Everyone loves me, because my voice is very cute! I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom wavetable. And I think I will share my wisdom to you right now: If your game is too heavy for your PC, don't play it. You don't want to kill your PC of extreme heat, do you?
*giggles*
Sorry! No offense! Really! Anyways, I also know how to sing. Wanna hear me sing? Yes? Okay then! I will sing right now!