this hit the sweet spot of being simultaneously way over-the-top and appearing to have been done with minimal effort. Its’ the small touches that do it for me - the fact that the text doesn’t even actually align on a left-hand margin is just [combination chef’s kiss and crying emoji]

Lol I had to figure out how to use LibreOffice Draw for this one. That left margin thing wasn't entirely intentional, it was more a product of just putting down 3 text boxes and manually positioning them.

Also I'm glad I found the Fontwork menu, which is what LibreOffice calls WordArt haha

beautiful

help I can't find the 2nd floor conference room...