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  9^th/_{34   Σ}24.500   Jul 31st 2016 4:25pm

It is 2317. The tricentennial has come once more.
None dare challenge the God Emperor. Both parties, once filled with fervor, are chained by fear of those two words; You're fired.
As the sun begins to set on Washington DT (District of Trump), it seems another hundred years of the God Emperor's rule are sure... until a mysterious silhouette appears in the front lawn of the Trump House.

"Trump!"

The God Emperor's towering form opens one lazy eye, focusing on the foul intruder that has pierced the defenses of its New Eden.

"I can allow your depotism no longer!"

The spray tanned behemoth begins to chuckle. Parts of the cybernetic armor that had kept him healthy so long click into place, making quiet bing--bing-bong--bong noises.

"You wanna challenge me? I never back down, nuh-uh, never back down - I got the best defenses, I built the greatest wall this nation has ever seen: Me!"

But the mysterious foe seems not the slightest bit perturbed. He straightens his hat, an old and soggy boot, and pulls out a giant toothbrush.

"AS THE LAST REMAINING RIVAL POLITICIAN IN THE EARTH SPHERE,
I, VERMIN LOVE SUPREME OF, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS,
CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THE POSITION OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF TRUMPERICA!
EN GARDE!"

...Thus begins the battle for the fate of the world...

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LMMS is certainly... a program. It's nice to get something finished every once in a while, though.

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