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2025.01.05 11:30am :: edit 2025.01.05 11:30am kilowatt64 liēkd this
Dear Mr. Toilet (if that is even your true last name), is it but only tragic that I miss your own funeral?
Perhaps not, for you have always been a reflection of our own faults as a society
Brewed into a wonderfully tart liquor, only on the shelf in our bar to point and laugh at as the "usual" of unwarranted desires.
So how ironic that, despite our occasional ridicule of your mannerisms, most of us have taken your helm, not just out of sheer curiosity of what it's like to be an abomimable figure in standing, but also to blow off steam through your signature vapors.
Is that not what they refer to as, therapy?
If so, I thank you.
Rest In Piece(s), Public Toilet.