One day, sir Isaac Newton was sitting thoughtfully under an apple tree when an apple fell on his head. This is how they came up with the idea for the apple variant of the popular fig newton cookie bars.
(story based on true events)

pear thinks "🍐"
plum thinks "plum"
grapes think "grape"
and cherries think "cherry"
peach thinks "peach*
prune thinks "prune"
and the blueberries think "blueberries"
mango thinks "mango"
dragonfruit thinks "dragonfruit"
And the strawberry thinks "🍓 "
But there's one fruit
sitting thoughtfully
What does the 🍎🍏 think?
"app-app-app-app-apperingeding!
aapp-app-app-app-apperingeding!
aapp-app-app-app-apperingeding!
What the crabapple think
"cr-ab-ab-ab-ab-ap-appl!
cr-ab-ab-ab-ab-ap-appl!
cr-ab-ab-ab-ab-ap-appl!"
What the 🍍 think?
"pine-pine-pine-pine-pineappol!
p-p-pine-pine-pine-pineappol!
p-p-pine-pine-pine-pineappol!"
appl sitting thoughtfully

@TristEndo https://www.biography.com/news/isaac-newton-quarantine-plague-discoveries