1. Who are you?

A 27 year old minimum wage employee from the American West and sometimes chip minstrel.

2. Why have I never heard of you?

Because I haven't been posting on the 'net in a very long time, and not under this name, either. In addition to the other more obvious reasons, like that I was never very amazing.

3. What kind of entries are you going to make?

This is a dual-concept account. But I warn you now, skip to question 4 to avoid having some of the fun sucked out of your experience of my entries. On majors, I'll be making songs that merely fall short of greatness unintentionally. To say it another way, I'll be giving it the ol' college try for the sake of compliance and so I don't need 2 accounts. Although, opting for purity of vision would have contributed greatly to the legend... but its not worth avoiding the majors. Elsewhere I'll be making songs that approach greatness precisely by how much straining effort will go into falling short of greatness, and I have great hopes that you will be amused into severe aches and pains at the results. This final sentence is a buffer to help avoid spoiling the spoiler-free audience.

4. I skipped to question 4, you promised not to spoil me on the concept. Do I have your word?

I would have it no other way.

5. How much do you really intend to contribute?

As much as I can, I suppose. Thing is I probably won't have much free time or energy.

Consider the spontaneous battle submissions as the "real" GreatAchievement posts, and think of the majors as off-concept one-offs that you can't really expect to be followed up.