This is another one of those battles that works really well as a single track when everyone's entries are pasted together. Here, have an mp3:

http://static.angryscience.net/pub/hosted/mp3/botb%20-%20magic%20eight%20ball.mp3

Track listing in order of stuff:
shinichi - i am a squeeze bottle
keramon - trash bandicoot
cheechee - octoball
MandraSigma - this scale begging for death
Quirby64 - the new hit sport is obvoiusly ballball
charlotte - gruntilda's shit shack
Savestate - ahh!
gotoandplay - i have just the tonic for you
awesum - sneakerz
jangler - experience the largesse

this was a good ohb