Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm ditching you for tothejazz!!!!!!

Sorry gyms, but my mind is made up now.

S-Slimeball, I...

sacrificed to my own social commentary yet again...

Could you give me a text transcript of said social commentary?

Bartle Doo

divorce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Uo0VJihCU&feature=kp

That is not a text transcript!!!

ok fine, here is a Text Transcript:

upon making my way to the entrance of sunset beach, i find myself becoming more curious toward the sites of construction and empty kiosks scattered about the plaza. i find barttle mcboo-beyes, red and salty from the day's sun baked labor, resting easy on a pile of cement blocks and staring off into middle distance. i approach and inquire about the dislocated metal beams surrounding us.

he arches up, seeming slightly annoyed, and explains, "oh, this here's the annual battle of the beach festival. you know, they got all sorts a physical challenges and whatnot. some of em are pretty difficult, one guy died of a heart attack last year right over there."

"it's run by volunteers, no one gets paid or anything. heheh, i line up for this gig everyear cos they got them a yoga competition as well, right there on the beach. brother, imagine it heheh...500 fit women in yoga pants up there on the beach, bending every which way you could imagine. hoooey, and i always gets a front row seat from behind!"

i thank him for the information and politely exit stage right, leaving barttle mcboo-beyes to his wringing hands and salivating jowels.

That is not social commentary!

So much to see in this little, highly underrated, master piece!! Obvious boobs are obvious, but that tiny penis now can't be unseen. Twisting it to other angles, there's even more to explore....

Gym_, the tortmented, misunderstood artist. His talent not seen by his peers and the influential. Locked wihin walls of solitude, wading in a desert of desperation. Thirtsty he is, drink he must! Replenish the lust for life but oh will he fail! An early death, comforted by the haze of purple fog and spiritual waters, is inevitable. By dawn he is found by the few loved ones by dawn, leaving this earth with a sober ceremony with free coffee but no candles.

Then we can sell this crap and get rich like hell }:-)

(no, this is not connected to anything posted before as it is I who wallows in euh foggy sandboxes)

slimbol

rhetoric is certainly the central element and i do believe i'm about waist deep in it, as per usual

howington's law, https://www.dropbox.com/s/sx6ak6r9z4riybq/burp.png

This takes tit vision to a whole new level.

disgusting

deplorable

debauchery

patback

so glad i waited 7 years to fav this so it would show up on the front page....